Saturday, November 01, 2008

The search

At this late date in the campaign, we must turn our thoughts to an appropriate running mate for Johnny. We need a person with the right mix of malign stupidity, passionately corrupt self-interest, and proclivity for jackboot diplomacy; unfortunately George W Bush can't run again, and Richard Nixon is dead.

Hmm. I wonder what Ann Coulter is doing?

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