Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Answering the big question

No matter how much you believe that Johnny the Red is the ideal candidate to become the next President of the United States, you may, at some point find yourself wondering: "Why would I vote for a sociopathic killer who's only motivation is the money he is paid by multinational corporations to further their despicable interests?"

Well, I'd say: "Because at least Johnny's honest about it."

Of course, if that doesn't settle all your doubts, there is also Johnny's "Vote for me or I'll shoot you in the face" policy to consider.

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