Johnny the Red - resplendent in this season’s latest handgun - is often asked for his opinion on the so-called Golden Rule: that you should always look out for number one.
He’s for it.
Whatever you do, wherever you go, whatever challenges life throws in your path, you must always and only ever look out for number one. Looking out for number one must be your top priority.
Johnny is number one.
In terms of priorities on which to order your life: Johnny is number one. Johnny’s presidential campaign is number two, and Johnny having lots of money and some alone time with a group of very experienced and morally ambiguous ladies of the night is a close third.
You are number six.
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