Fidelity

Johnny the Red is a firm believer in democracy; and practices it in all areas of his life.

All areas.

It was that great political commentator HL Mencken who said that “Adultery is democracy applied to love.”

Johnny was being democratic, dammit.

So Ilsa, if you’re reading this, he was just engaging in democracy. Please disarm the booby traps so we can talk about this...