Monday, October 20, 2008

A dollar saved is a country earned

There has been much discussion during this campaign as to whether or not the US forces should leave Iraq.

Johnny, frankly, is all in favour of bringing the boys home.

Frankly, he despises the inefficiency of the US government run efforts in Iraq. It has been consistently demonstrated that if you really want to fuck up a country, you need to contract it out to the private sector.

The American private sector has offered far more fuck-up-the-country-and-oppress-the-locals bang for the taxpayers dollar than any government-run operation could ever hope to.

This war has been far more successfully privatised than any other in history - but Johnny still thinks it needs to be taken further. The core of the job - the killing and torturing - is still being undertaken by government employees. Johnny believes we can see a huge improvement in the economic efficiency of the operation by privatising this core, too.

As such, when you elect him president, Johnny promises to outsource all military actions to his "associates" in the "industry."

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